Writing Mistakes – Bad Vocabulary
- Amateur: A very good person in sports
- Cadet: A boy who carries golf clubs
- Cynical: A cynical lump of sugar is one pointed at the top
- Dead heat: Anything in such a raging heat that it would kill you
- Ignition: The art of not noticing
- Income: A yearly tax
- Individual: One piece of people
- Inter alia: Something in the ale
- Lie: An aversion to the truth
- Preposterous: a child born after his father’s death
- Quorum: Another word for quandary. It happens at meetings.
- Spectre: A man who cheers a football team
- Transparent: Something you can see through — for instance, a keyhole
- Snow: Rain, all popped out white
- Stars: The moon’s eggs
Writing Mistakes – Typos!
Random:
- Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!
Parents:
- I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.
- My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.
- My father met us at the airport
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife
- I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!
- The groom was wearing a very nice croissant
- He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
Sports:
- When we won, I was so exciting I had goose pimps all over my body.
- Did I tell you I climbed half way up one of the tallest pigs in the world?
- It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.
A Recipe:
- -First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil.
-Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.
-Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
-Next, add a little Buddha and mix it all up.
-When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.
Random funny quotes:
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can.
I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork.
A good head and good heart are always a formidable combination. But when you add to that a literate tongue or pen, then you have something very special.
{In all honesty....I like this one... :D}
The waste basket is the writer’s best friend.
The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn’t understand the horse dealer’s language.
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
It’s a poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
I just wrote a book, but don’t go out and buy it yet, because I don’t think it’s finished yet.
The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
Only a mediocre writer is always at his best.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research.
{Some found HERE}
Who? Me? I love that. I can imagine the teacher "Very good!"
ReplyDeleteStudent, "Oookay, then..." :)
And the research one. Particularly true on school assignments.
Haha, LOVE these! Very good :)
ReplyDeleteI like the joking one! But, in my house, sometimes it isn't a typo. Mime hits me on the back until I stop joking sometimes... xD And I LOVE this one: "Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research." Totally true, eh?!!
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